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Part1;First Bite- New Jersey or NJ or (in kelly's mom's voice) THE DEVIL like evryone calls him started when THE DEVIL first settled in ameri9ca He was just leon in final fantacy and kingdom h3arts then he broke free frum King Mickey's clutches because he had to see THE DEVIL who then told him "Thou shalt be thy master of my newth colony New jersey after old jersey (utah) was destroied down by sum mormons mishunaries" Den Shawnee said to THE DEVIL ohh wowww... U DUN GOOFED!!! and then THE DEVIL had a BiG MAc attckk and DiEd shawnee wus so deprssd he stratted cutting himslf seee he haz feelslings GAWD!. So the neww jersy DEVIL was borned and thats why he is so grumpie OKk?? HE DIDNT ASK FURR DISS HE WASSS FORCEDEDED.

Part2:school sux- Since Shawnee was raced by THE DEVIL he nut lyke the other HAPPY SUNNY CLICK HERE FREEE SMILIESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!11111 sheep like states that worship Mickey and disney. He dosent play that happy bullshit He's DaRk and SenSitiVe wiT LoW sELf eSteaM NA NONA NEENONENONENONENONE! 1 thing he hated was school evryone tharr vwas a fuckin PREP and he hates da fukin preps lyke Micky and Gooffy. He usally skipped da clas an diddnt give a sheet abot anyting the PREPS say cuz shawnee had more importent thngs 2 do lyke DEVIL worship. Shawnee is also gud frends wit Riku frum KH cuz he's goff to and Dante was he's prettie DEVILISH. Hre usuallie hang out in school wit a rlly DAork goffick group of Satin wHoRRshoPPeRS called DA DEVILS wit his best frends including riku, leon, Ivan bragunskyy, Volddermort, dante, antione dobson TOKIO hotel and BOFTD and they were enwmies wit the PREP GROUP dat they hated the MOST which was hanna montana-tan, alfredp june, HIllary Duff, juston biba and SHINee. He favarite band is tokio hotel too and oNe day he skipped his stoopid school and made a band called DA DEVIL and had hes first hit singleee "NO SKULL" dat was lyke "SKULLS OUT LETZ SCREEM AN SHOUT SKULLS OUT PARTY WIT MA FRENDS" WITCCH HE DUET WIT TOKIO HOTEL AN HE AN BILL JUSS LUB EACH UDDER.

Hi my name is SHAWNEE THE DEYYYYVLE and I have long ebony RED hair (that’s how I got my name) with RED streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy RED eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). am nutt relatted tu BILLA KAULITZ buh i wiish iwas becuz hiss a majer fukin hawtttiee. I’m THE DEVIL but my teeth are SHARP & POINTY and BLACK. I have pale white skin. I’m also a STATE TAN, and I go to a magic school called HETALIA where I’m in the NEW JOISEY TAN. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love hot toopic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt WITH TOKIO HOTEL ON DA BUTT, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside DA JOISEY SHO. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. CUZ I FUCKIN HATE PREPSZ. STOPP HATIN ON ME U JUSS JELUS OF MA BIG BOBS.

disclamah: i dun own da tokio hotel buh i wish i did lol bill soo cutee lik ya HAIL SATAN!!!1111!!!2121 <3



OH YEAHH: ND LUB DAHVIE frm BOTDF TOO!!!!11

Personality & InterestsEdit

>8U Guido-ism IDEK HANG ON WILL GET BACK TO THIS


INTERESTS:

Glaring

Scowling

Being cranky

DEVILL WORSHOPPING

SMOCKING CRACK

SMUKIN METH

SMOOCKING POT

SMAKING SMACK

SMACKING COCK

SMOCKING HASH

BEIN WIFF HIS BAND "DA DEVIL"

PUTTING HIS MIDDLE FUNGER UP AT PRESZP

GOIN TO KH BRB

GTL

AppearanceEdit

Hair: Dark-brown/red

Eyes: Red

  • Interestingly enough, he didn't always look like this... In fact, when Netherlands found him he was a young, blonde-haired blue-eyed child. (The "buff" and the "blue" of his State Flag) It was after England took possession of him that something interesting happened, and after a run in with the "Jersey Devil" and one of England's weird "sight" tests well... He hasn't been the same since.

There's also the theory that after all the tomatoes he's eaten, his eyes and hair have changed to the color that they are now.

Height: 5'9"

Clothes: Despite his old age, Sean still seems to look relatively young. Still stuck in this 19-20 year-old body, he often poses as a college student and claims to have a job "in the city" (New York) that he commutes to. In the morning, he'll be sporting "college" attire (A hoodie, skinny jeans, converse, and a scowl), but by the afternoon he's usually on a bus over to New York. On the way he'll change into "work attire" (Suit, tie, an even bigger scowl) and be on his merry way over to New York's office. How he does this, nobody knows, but don't be surprised if you pass by him once or twice per day going back and forth from Jersey to New York. Also on the weekends can be found working at a particular diner so he also has a waiter uniform stashed away somewhere.

RelationshipsEdit

State-tans:Edit

The Original Colonies and the East Coast: Edit

While Sean does consider all the states at least part of his family, he knows for a fact that the original thirteen are of his own flesh and blood; they've been through too much to throw that away. New York: :| :| :| >:| Brother complex anyone? Always in New York's shadow, and although he now tries to be "different" from his brother (*COUGH* Stunts like Jersey Shore *COUGH*) there was a time when he really wanted to be just like him. Much closer before, when they were younger -- seemed to have a split off at some point or other =w=; Maybe it's all Königsberg's fault *Working on dis*

Pennsylvania: Of all the Mid Atlantic states, he seems to get along with...

Delaware:

New Hampshire:

Massachusetts:

Rhode Island:

Connecticut:

Maryland:

North Carolina:

South Carolina:

Virginia:

Georgia:


Vermont:

Florida: For some reason, Florida always seems to be traveling up to his home quite often - and while he doesn't usually mind her sunny attitude, he could do without her terrible driving. (Although he's one to talk) Also seems to enjoy going down to Florida during the summer...

OtherEdit

Alaska:

South Dakota:

Colorado:

Marinas Islands:

Louisiana:

Axis Powers Hetalia Characters:Edit

America:

England:

Netherlands:

Germany:

Prussia (See Koningsburg):

Poland:

Italy - Romano:

South Korea:

- Insert moar -


Other: Edit

Ireland:

Königsberg: GIRLFRAND GIRLFRAND GIRLFRAND *hand wave*

- There should be moar >A> -

TriviaEdit

State Facts

  • Sean is currently a practicing Catholic; nearly *37% of his population identifies as Catholic Christian (*Based on a 2001 poll)
  • New Jersey is also known as the "Diner Capital of the World"; Sean has a fondness for diner food and makes his rounds at several 24 hour diner spots


Sports

Despite his strange, obsessive love with NY's sports teams, Sean isn't always sitting in his brother's shadow...


LGBT Rights in New Jersey

Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered persons have most of the same rights as heterosexuals and enjoy strong protection from discrimination. As for the "marriage" debate, New Jersey does offer and recognize civil unions -- but a bill for same-sex marriage was defeated in early 2010.

  • Sean's opinion on the matter is rather dubious as he tries to avoid dissent; he'd rather go with whatever flow his own people seem to be heading in. Although, he will support any of his siblings and whatever life decisions (and sex partners) they choose with equal grumpiness for all.


Pets

  • Deli (The Jersey Devil)

Design:

- Sean was intended to look more "kid next door" and be annoying/obnoxious rather than grouchy.


- Sean does not have a consistent design. The creator has then devised this sort of response for its "inconsistency"; Sean changes his hairstyle by either letting his hair grow out, or cutting it back short. Usually, these changes seem to match events that go about during the time. Here's an estimated timeline of when his hair is long versus short:

  • Pre-colonial - Civil War: Short
  • End of Civil War - 1910: Long
  • World War I: Short
  • 1920s: Long
  • World War II: Short
  • 1950s-1990s: Long

CreatorEdit

Darkwulfe

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